remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
white gays: yeah i know what lgbtqia stands for!
white gays: L is for le gays, G is for gays, B is for beautiful gays, T is for the gays, Q is for que gay, I is for i am gay and A is for another gay. check yourself before you try to attack me you dirty paki homophobe.
found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown
nice guy finally scores